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'And I said to the Queen: Forget the colony's good, what's in it for me?'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Planet of the Ants

Reserve Ants

Ants shopping

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Building Sandcastles.

dog vs UFO...

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...