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"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Building Sandcastles.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"