Ant Colony Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

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"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Building Sandcastles.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

How am I abducting?

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

dog vs UFO...

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...