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"My late Uncle Ed, my late cousin Louie, my late drinking buddy Carl..."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Pray for me.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."