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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Pray for me.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."