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"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

Truant

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

'You're doing it bob! You're dribbling!'

Army ant camp followers!

Clara always made it across the street, thanks to her pet ant's uncanny ability to anticipate light changes.

"What's your problem? You not heard of Anty-Gravity?"

Ant Drones

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Billy. The Kid.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Fly Football