Ant Lover Mugs

'I'm related to royalty.'

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

Queen. Workers. This is the part our society that bugs me the most!

I can never remember which one is my house.

Truant

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

'You're doing it bob! You're dribbling!'

Army ant camp followers!

Clara always made it across the street, thanks to her pet ant's uncanny ability to anticipate light changes.

"What's your problem? You not heard of Anty-Gravity?"

Ant Drones

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Fly Football

Billy. The Kid.

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog