Ant Enthusiasts Pillows

'And I said to the Queen: Forget the colony's good, what's in it for me?'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Planet of the Ants

I took up antkeeping.

Reserve Ants

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

Ants shopping

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

How am I abducting?

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Save Our Universe

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'