Ant Aficionado Pillows

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

"From way up here, that looks just like Uncle Ken, and that looks like Ed over there..."

'Didn't you do anything besides work on that ant farm?'

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"There's a shortage of workers."

"Another picnic ruined by ants."

"Will you just relax? We're far too small to be seen by predators."

"Well yes, it was called an "ant farm", but really, it was more like a "forced labour camp" if you ask me!"

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

'Depend on Dudley to bring in something utterly useless.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late tonight: Looks like I have a few hundred babies to deliver...'

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

'Stuart was finally proved right - the birds can't resist him.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Ah, I thought I heard the patter of tiny feet.'

'Don't tell me you forgot it was Mother's Day?'

You failed woodshop?? How am I gonna show my face at the Union Hall? We are Carpenter Ants, after all!

Ant Farm Concert

'Which rock did I crawl out from under? Well, that one, since you ask.'

Shirker ant.

'But you know how I feel about you bringing your work home with you!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Nope, not carpenter ants. Plumber ants.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Natural Disasters

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."