Ant Farmer Fanatic T-Shirts

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Cow Pilot.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Ham-Dram

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."