Ant Farmer Fanatic Gifts

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Cow Pinatas

Building Sandcastles.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Money Tree

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Employee of the month.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Ham-Dram

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Cow Pilot.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."