Ant Farm Aficionado Gifts

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Cow yin yang spots.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Money Tree

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Employee of the month.

BOO MOO!

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

Domestic Animals.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

GLOO!

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

'Excellent napkin.'