Apartment Farming Aficionado Gifts

Scarecrows.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Pull the udder one

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Paving over the window-box

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Royal Wedding viewers.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'Skim milk.'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

Waiting For Rain.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."