Apartment Farming Aficionado Gifts

Scarecrows.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Pull the udder one

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Paving over the window-box

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Royal Wedding viewers.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Re-Tail.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'Skim milk.'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

Well...She likes you!