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"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can he come out and play?'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

I've located your problem, luv!

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Money Tree

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Some genetically engineered pig

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

GLOO!

Domestic Animals.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Your life is in great danger...