Ant Farming T-Shirts

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

'These tropical fish are too relaxing. Let's replace them with an ant farm.'

Building Sandcastles.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

The worm that churned!

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'She says her stomachs ache.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"We raise our beef humanely."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Ant Drones

Planet of the Ants

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'