Ant Keeping T-Shirts

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

Parrot Perch

Vodka

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls