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'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pointing.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'Bed & Bagel'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Vodka

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'An indecisive pointer.'

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

Humpty the Game Warden

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

The doctor is INN

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

I took up antkeeping.