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'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Vodka

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

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