Ant Keeper Gifts

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Vodka

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Ant Drones

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Non-Working Bee, Please Help

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

Planet of the Ants