Ant Fanatic Gifts

'The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'I hope it;s an express.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Planet of the Ants

Ant Drones

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"We have some architects in our colony."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

Shirker ant.

Army ant camp followers!

Reserve Ants

I took up antkeeping.

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'