Ant Aficionados Gifts

'Go long!'

"We have some architects in our colony."

The Artist

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Building Sandcastles.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'At ease, soldier.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Easter Candy Island.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Donald Glover

The Deer of Spring.

Swamp gas

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Take me to your leader. . .

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'