Ant Aficionados Gifts

'Go long!'

"We have some architects in our colony."

The Artist

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

'At ease, soldier.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

The Deer of Spring.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Swamp gas

Take me to your leader. . .

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'