Animal Keeper Gifts

'I'll take it!'

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

Giraffe Umbrella...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Foster failure"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Where did the little bird go?'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Giraffe and Gloves.