Ant Farming Mugs

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

'These tropical fish are too relaxing. Let's replace them with an ant farm.'

Building Sandcastles.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

The worm that churned!

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

Ant Drones

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"We raise our beef humanely."

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Planet of the Ants

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Army ant camp followers!

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."