Airborne Angler Gifts

"I'm reading 'A Girl's Guide to Aerial Hunting, Shooting, Gutting and Fishing.' "

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Snowman ice fishing.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Bored?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"Sandpipers."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Hey! Are we drones?"

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

Boat Launch

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.