Airborne Golfers Gifts

'That's business class.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Business-Class.

Cow Pilot.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Flight nap

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

Golfing Romance

Divining Oil

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Hey, replace your divot.'

Golfing in space.

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

It's A Bird

A ball's best case scenario.

"I'm reading 'A Girl's Guide to Aerial Hunting, Shooting, Gutting and Fishing.' "

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

Air Cricket

Returning from a Multi-Day

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

'It isn't hail. The club just over booked the course.'