Sky-high Golfers Gifts

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Business-Class.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Just married.

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Golfing Romance

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Around the World By Balloon.

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Golfing in space.

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Air Billiards

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'That's business class.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

"Could you putt before I die of old age too?"

Oh, great...My cat snuck into the bag!'

Angel Golf.

'What's this filed under 'g'?'