Sky-high Workers Gifts

Business-Class.

Cow Blue Arrows

Marry me astronaut

Blue Origin

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Good dog!"

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Multiple Migs

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

Unusual Washing Line

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

An awkward fear of heights...

Air Billiards

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Man hangs on to the wing of a plane.