Fly High Enthusiast Gifts

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Recalculating route..."

Boy pilot.

Birds Following Witch.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The First Kite

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Food fight!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Helicopter

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Basic economy

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'