Indoor Angler Gifts

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishermen

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Only caught one, eh."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Ice Fishing

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

'First time fly fishing?'

'I'm just getting in a little practice for my fly fishing trip.'

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Catch of the day

Man Fishing For A Marlin.

It was a lot more convenient than going to the beach...and besides, Peter never caught any fish anyway!!

Eskimo ice fishing.

"Off season fishing"