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Fishing from car floating in the water.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Fishing without a license.

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"Sandpipers."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'