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'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Been waiting long?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

'He did it for us.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Blue Upright

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Arctic fishing