Tiny Tank Angler Gifts

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Think Tank

Panzer Hut.

The Trench-Sealer

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

How's my blitzkrieging?