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Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Panzer Hut.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Think Tank

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Fishing Holes

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The Trench-Sealer

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'