Virtual Angler Gifts

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'Not that net!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

i-teddy

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fishing and new technologies

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Silly sausages

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

The Millennial Falcon.