Cyber Angler Gifts

Internet.

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'