Cloud Angler Gifts

An Angel sits fishing on a cloud and catches a Christian Fish.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Fishermen

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Snowman ice fishing.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Fishing and new technologies

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Let there be cool.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Angel Golf

Fishing Holes

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Location, location, location.'

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."