Cosmic Angler Gifts

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Head over Hooves

Fishing with God

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Lost World: You are Here

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars Poppins

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

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