Cosmic Angler T-Shirts

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

Fishing with God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'