Cloud Angler Pillows

An Angel sits fishing on a cloud and catches a Christian Fish.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Fishermen

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'Let there be cool.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Fishing Holes

Angel Golf

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Location, location, location.'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."