Young Fish Enthusiast Gifts

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Touché"

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"