Roping Gifts

Velcro sneaks.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Harsh Mellows.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Pet Pony

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Lazy Rower.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

A man selling a horse to an older lady

The First Roast Chicken.

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."