Hopping Gifts

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Beer Stall

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

I wish I'd had the review.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Rise of Modern Art

Just the one...

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Saved...life is good!

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."