Train Hopping Gifts

"Do you think that we will get there in time to return?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Packed like sardines

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Latest Railway Marvel.

National Coffee Day

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

A white collar cow.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Next Round Indicator

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.