Train Hopping Mugs

"Do you think that we will get there in time to return?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Packed like sardines

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Just the one...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

National Coffee Day

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A white collar cow.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'