Train Tripper Gifts

Seaside

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road