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Seaside

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.