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Geneticists as children: 'Johnnie's copying me!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Camping.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Inflating Boobs.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

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