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"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

A politician's dream come true...

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

The next fast train has gone.

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Seaside

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'Hall of small mammals'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

Boss sitting on the shoulders of his employees.

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

'Bloody Brits.'