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Toilet door. Table for one!

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

The next fast train has gone.

Business-Class.

'Business or pleasure?'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"