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Toilet door. Table for one!

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technological Dependence.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The next fast train has gone.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Business or pleasure?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Business-Class.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.