Sharing Supporter Pillows

'No no no, we can't help ourselves first: We have to take everything back to the colony!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

See you at the farmers market!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'll have the usual."

Men's Health Screenings.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Crossing USA Mexico Border

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Bubbling

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Egalitarian family

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"We'll be too big to fail!"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

I shop locally!

Samosas

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Guess who?"

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'