Home Sharing Supporter Pillows

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Samosas

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

Solidarity with the family

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

Pizza island.

Part-Time Pets

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

"Yeah, my dad is clever and all, but Mum is the real brain of the family..."