Home Sharing Supporter Pillows

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

Samosas

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

Pizza island.

Part-Time Pets

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

Motherhood Identity Crisis Support Group