Home Sharing Fan Pillows

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Does it come with magnets?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Rep-Tiles.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Remote Toaster

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'